695. Elizabeth I vs The Catholics: The Shadow War (Part 5)

Philip Sidney and Elizabethan court

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3:43face sent forth the beams which made so fair my race. So that is a lovely sonnet that was written in May 1581 by Philip Sidney, who was the golden boy of the court of Queen Elizabeth I. Now, in 1581, the skies are dark. Beyond the limits of England, blood is flowing. The civil war in France, there are cities on fire in the low countries in modern day Belgium and Holland. There are bodies

4:14drifting down the Dutch canals. And in Spain, the sinister figure of Philip II is brooding on the exploits, the piratical exploits, he would call them, of Francis Drake, and he's plotting his revenge on England. But in Whitehall, that day in May 1581, the court of Elizabeth I has never glittered more brightly because they're holding a tournament. Elizabeth is there, the great nobles are there, emissaries from France are there, and the big star of the show is this guy, Philip Sidney,

4:47the man who wrote those words. He has won the prize. He has cut a dash and captured the hearts and minds of the watching spectators. The match report of the tournament then preceded Master Philip Sidney in very sumptuous manner, with armour part blue and the rest gilded and engraven, with four spare horses having comparisons and furniture very rich and costly. So, Tom Philip Sidney, he's a tremendous man, isn't he? Yeah, he's the embodiment, I think, of everything that a Renaissance courtier dreams of being. And

5:21that's why he's such a superstar. So, he is insanely well-connected. He's the nephew and the heir of the Earl of Leicester, Robert Dudley, Elizabeth I, great favourite. And he is the brother-in-law of the Earl of Pembroke, who builds this tremendous house outside Wilton in Wiltshire and the Salisbury area. Lovely to have Wiltshire and the Salisbury area back on the show. It has these beautiful Tudor gardens in Blackadder. When Blackadder falls in love with Bob

5:51and they go walking to the tune of Greensleeves, it's the gardens of Wilton House that you see. So, that's very much Sidney's kind of house in the country. He has a European reputation as well as an English one. He's famous across the continent for his intellect, for his eloquence, for his courtesy. He's kind of the model of sprezzatura, this kind of Italian ideal of nonchalant style. And he is one of the great geniuses of this golden age of English literature

6:24that flourishes in the reign of Elizabeth I. So, that sonnet that you read is part of a sequence that, in the opinion of most critics, ranks second only to the sonnet sequence written by Shakespeare himself. The sonnet sequence is called Astrophil and Stella. And Stella is a star and Astrophil is star lover. But of course, Phil is a play on Philip Sidney's own name. What can I say? The Elizabethans love these kind of puns and word plays. He's also the author of a very famous

6:55defense of poetry, which again has a kind of Europe-wide reputation. And he's written a poem called Arcadia, which is a pastoral romance. He wrote it at Wilton House and he dedicated it to his sister, the Countess of Pembroke. And the most famous line from that poem, they are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts. Very stirring and inspiring. And Sidney can get away with writing this kind of stuff because everyone takes for granted that this is exactly what he is about. He is, I think, for kind of Tudor courtier fanboys. I mean,

7:30he's the embodiment of that. He is the quintessence of Elizabethan nobility.

Ambitions for war

7:37And yet, there is a sense of ambitions unfulfilled, isn't there? Because although he likes winning tournaments and he likes writing sonnets and all of these kinds of things and cutting a dash, his ambitions go much further. What he actually wants to do is to make his imprint on history and indeed on the map of Europe, because we started with that background, the sense of conflict on the continent. And that's a really, really important part of understanding what happens to Philip Sidney. Yes, he wants to go to a real war. He doesn't want to just kind of prance around

8:09in tournaments. And I think that this is partly, he has a great devotion to the old medieval ideals of chivalry. They often feature in his poetry. But I think it also reflects something new. And that is the kind of the militant fusion of Protestantism and English patriotism, of which Sir Francis Drake has become, by this point, the absolute exemplar. And Sidney is about 15 years younger than Drake. So he was born in 1554. And that means that he can't really remember a time when Elizabeth hadn't

8:46been on the throne. And therefore, when Protestant England had not been locked in a kind of desperate struggle for survival. But the problem for Sidney, or the frustration, is that his ambition to fight for queen and country and the cause of true religion has constantly been frustrated. Because of course, although England is locked in a cold war, it isn't a war that offers much opportunity for a would-be knight-errant to win glory for himself. And this is because Elizabeth hates war. She's very cautious,

9:20she's very sceptical, she's very pragmatic. And she has no wish whatsoever to get locked into an open fight with Spain, which is the absolute, not just the European, but the global superpower. But I think there's an additional, more personal reason why Sidney's ambition up until this point to win glory on the battlefield has been frustrated. It's because actually, although Sidney is cast as the ultimate courtier at the court of Elizabeth I, Elizabeth doesn't really trust him.

9:53Right. I think that she finds him maybe too well-connected, kind of too independent-minded, too kind of aggressively, virally Protestant. And it may be that she just thinks he's a little bit too much. He's a little bit over the top, which to a degree he is, I think. Well, he has behaved in a, not exactly insolent, but a very forward way, hasn't he? Because when she wanted to marry that bloke, the Duke of Anjou, we talked about him in the last episode. So he had

10:23bandy legs, she called him her frog. He was the brother, wasn't he? Is he the brother of the King of France? Have I got that right? Yeah, of Henry III, yeah. And Philip Sidney had actually written her a letter and said, like, this is a very bad idea. I don't think you should do this, all of this kind of thing. I mean, that's great. That takes a lot of guts, but it might be seen as insubordinate. Well, I think it's definitely seen as insubordinate by Elizabeth. I mean, she is absolutely furious. And there's a sense in which his presence at that tournament in 1581 had been forced on Sidney by the Queen as a kind of humiliation, because the French emissaries that he mentions

10:59in the sonnet, you know, from that sweet enemy France, had actually, these are emissaries who'd been sent by Anjou. So in a sense, the fact that Sidney is having to entertain them with his knightly prowess, you know, this is Elizabeth rubbing his nose in the fact that she's going to marry Anjou if she wants, and there's nothing that he can do about it. And there's also been some tennis bad behaviour, hasn't there? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So talk us through this tennis business. So I think what this displays is the lack of a kind of Jimmy Carter figure at the court of

11:31Elizabeth I, because Jimmy Carter, of course, he would organise the timings on tennis courts. But there's clearly, there's no such figure at the court of Elizabeth, because Sidney is playing tennis, and the Earl of Oxford turns up and says that he's booked it, and therefore Sidney has to get off. And there's a massive bust up. Oxford ends up calling Sidney a puppy, which is a tremendous insult. And Elizabeth had ended up personally intervening and scolding Sidney for forgetting the fact that he may be the nephew of the Earl of Leicester, but the Earl of Oxford is an Earl and

12:06massively outranks him both in age and status. And he should remember his place. And you can see the kind of the impact that this has on Sidney standing at court from the fact that he is only knighted when he's 29. So in 1583. So when he is fighting that tournament in 1581, he's not even Sir Philip Sidney. So that's quite an insult, I think.

War on the continent

12:34So the question is, is Sidney going to overcome Elizabeth I's suspicion of him? Is he going to have a chance of a crack at the glory that has eluded him all his life, the prize? And big spoiler alert for our listeners. Yes, he is. He's going to get a chance at those things. Yeah. And it's because, as you said at the start of this episode, by 1585, so four years on from that tournament, the drumbeat of war is indeed sounding. And England is starting to be drawn against all Elizabeth's desperate attempts to avoid it into open conflict with

13:11Spain. It's no longer a Cold War. It is becoming English against Spanish on the field of battle. And this is taking place in the key theatre of the rivalry between Catholic and Protestant powers, which are the low countries. And we've been talking about this throughout this series. It is where a battle-hardened Spanish army, under the command of the greatest general in Europe, seems by 1585 to be on the verge of crushing the Dutch Protestant rebels. And if they do that,

13:43then they are securing a solid launch pad for an invasion of England. And the great general there will have at his back this terrifying battle-hardened army. And this is a key moment, obviously, in the brewing conflict between England and Spain, but also just to kind of widen the camera angle a little bit. The events of 1585 and the years that follow are going to have consequences for the low countries that are with us still today. Because the 17 provinces that constituted

14:14the Spanish Netherlands had formed a kind of single dynastic unit for most of the 16th century. And both sides in the Dutch revolt, so the Spanish and the rebels, they're fighting to maintain that unity. The events that we're going to be describing today will confirm that an irrevocable split has opened up between the northern provinces and the southern provinces of what had been the united low countries ruled by the Habsburg kings. This is a split that gives us two modern-day countries, doesn't it?

14:47So talk us through the split and what that means for the map of Europe. Yeah. So if you imagine the low countries, which today are the Netherlands and Belgium, they're kind of separated by these great rivers, these four great rivers, which form a kind of natural barrier. This is effectively the boundary between the northern provinces and the southern provinces in the low countries. And the northern provinces will succeed in holding the Spanish at bay. And in due course, this will become what is known as the Dutch Republic, a great Protestant powerhouse

15:23in the 17th century, madly rich, effectively the inventor of modern capitalism, the civilization that will give us Rembrandt and Vermeer and so on. The south, meanwhile, is going to end up reconciled to Spanish rule. It will continue to be ruled by the Habsburgs, ultimately right the way up until the age of the French Revolution. It will re-embrace Catholicism, and it will become, in the wake of the Napoleonic Wars, so two and a half centuries after the period that we're talking about now, it will become Belgium.

15:53So it's Rembrandt versus Rubens, I guess, or Amsterdam versus Antwerp. Yeah, so it's a pivotal moment, not just in the theme of this series, the Cold War between England and Spain, but for the future geopolitics of Europe. And there is a sense of this in the 1580s, I think, a sense that the stakes are massively, cosmically high, you know, that God himself is gazing down at this tremendous conflict. And it is this conflict, as we will see, that is a huge

16:31part of what ends up making Philip Sidney very, very famous indeed across Europe. So Philip Sidney is the star of today's episode, and let's take a closer look at him.

Sidney's early life and connections

16:43So in 1584, he turns 30, so he's born in 1554. But in those first 30 years, he has met almost every major character that we've had so far in this series. He's the Selig of 16th century Europe. Right. And let's start actually with his name. So his name is very unusual, isn't it? I mean, it's not an English name. Not really, no. There aren't many Philips in English history before him. They were called Henry and Robert. Right. As you say in your notes, it's like an American politician, you know,

17:16fervently anti-communist American politician from, I don't know, born in Iowa or something, being called Fidel. Or Nikita. Right. Exactly. Vladimir. Yeah. So is this a tribute to Philip of Spain, his name? Yes, it is. So Philip Sidney is born in 1554. Before Elizabeth has come to the throne, it's when her sister, the Catholic Mary Tudor, is still queen. And people who heard our opening episode may remember, Mary Tudor had married the future Philip II of Spain. So Philip II of Spain had briefly been king of

17:48England. So he'd come to England for the nuptials and to spend time with his new bride. And he didn't speak English, so he's quite lonely. But Philip Sidney's father, he had spoken Spanish. And so Philip of Spain and Philip Sidney's father become great pals. And so Philip Sidney's father gets Philip II, as he will become, to stand as his newborn son's godfather. And so that's why Philip is named after Philip of Spain. So, you know, even when he's a little baby, Philip Sidney is meeting very famous people. And Philip II

18:25would have to be, you know, the first celebrity that he's met, but absolutely not the last. So just to run through all the celebrities and famous names that Philip Sidney meets over the course of his brief life. So in 1572, by which point Sidney is 17, he goes on a kind of extended gap year to Paris, where he stays with Francis Walsingham, who at the time is the English ambassador to the court of France. And he is there for the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. And he witnesses the slaughter. And of course, this has an enormous

19:00impact on him. It confirms him in the kind of the militant quality of his Protestantism and his closeness minister Walsingham. And actually, in due course, in 1583, Sidney will become Walsingham's son-in-law. So he is very much part of that kind of cold warrior Puritan strain within the Elizabethan establishment. Right. From Paris, Sidney then goes on a European tour. And in the course of this tour, he meets with Henry III, the new king of France. So played by Andrew Scott, I think we agreed.

19:32And Henry III at the time, he's returning from Poland, where he'd been the king. But becoming king of France is obviously an upgrade. And Sidney hangs out with Henry III in Venice. And Henry makes him a baron of France. So that's a kind of, again, a measure of just how charismatic and appealing Sidney is. He then goes to the Low Countries, where he meets with William of Orange, the silent, the great hero of the Dutch revolt, who we talked about in our episode on the Dutch national anthem.

20:03And just to remind people who may not have heard that episode, William the silent had at one point been a very loyal servant of the Habsburgs, of Philip II personally, but has since become his most implacable opponent. And he is the military, the moral, the symbolic leader of the Dutch revolt. And William loves Sidney. And Alan Stewart, in his biography of Philip Sidney, A Double Life, suggests that maybe William wanted Sidney to be his son-in-law. And I think Sidney was quite keen

20:36on that. But Elizabeth predictably forbade it. You know, she didn't want Sidney shacking up with maybe the future leader of an independent Dutch kingdom. Yeah, she doesn't want his star to shine too brightly, does she? No, no. But then he goes off to Prague, where he meets Rudolf II, the great enthusiast for the occult. And also in Prague, he meets with Edmund Campion, the Jesuit, who we talked about in episode two of this series, who comes to England and ends up being kind of very brutally martyred. On his return

21:07from Prague, he is debriefed in person by William Cecil, Lord Burley, effectively Elizabeth's prime minister. He runs short of money. You know, he's a young gentleman at court. That's what young gentlemen at court do. They're always short of cash. And so he borrows money from Sir Christopher Hatton, the guy who'd funded Francis Drake's circumnavigation around the world. He is the patron of one of the great Elizabethan poets, Edmund Spencer, who dedicates a poem to him,

21:37hails him as the precedent of all chivalry. So Sydney is very much part of the kind of the literary circles of this Elizabethan golden age. We talked about Giordano Bruno, the Neapolitan friar turned kind of free thinking sceptic who will end up being burnt in Rome and who may have been a spy at the French embassy in London. Anyway, Sydney met up with him, thought he was great, went to Oxford with Bruno, where Bruno gave a lecture on Copernicus, on the idea that the earth moves around the sun.

22:13And he has also met John Dee, the great necromancer. Again, we did an episode on him, and he had accompanied Elizabeth on a barge down the Thames to Mortlake, where Dee had his house. So basically, anything famous that happens in the 1570s, the 1580s, Sydney pops up. He's there. He is the man on the scene. And then, of course, there is the greatest celebrity of the age, perhaps the most famous man in all of Europe, Sydney's great mates with Sir Francis Drake.

Drake and the threat from Spain

22:46Right. So what's Sir Francis Drake, what's he been up to since we last saw him? So he got knighted, he was knighted on the ship, on the Golden Hind. The French ambassador, very much in attendance, a very prominent figure, was a sort of sign, wasn't it, to the Spanish, a sort of a little gesture of England's rapprochement. A V sign, one might almost say. Exactly. So what's he been up to? He hasn't been back being a sea dog, has he? He's been on land. No, he's been having a very quiet time of it. So he's been investing in property.

23:17He's bought four houses, all very fancy. He's been serving as an MP. He's been elected mayor of Plymouth. And he's been legislating to regulate the pilchard trade, which is obviously very important. But it's not really Drake's vibe, regulating the pilchard trade. And I think this is why he gets on so well with Sydney, because both of them are basically bored and itching for a decent war.

23:47They want to have a crack at the don. And Drake is a bit like Churchill in the 1930s. You know, he is sure that a great life or death struggle is approaching for England. And again, like Churchill in the 1930s, he is obsessed with the need for England to beef up her defences. And this is how he comes into contact with Sydney, because Sydney, since 1583, has been the master of ordinance, which means that he is charged with preparing England against attack. And so both men, I think,

24:19are very much singing from the same hymn sheet. I mean, actually, probably literally, because their form of kind of fiery Protestantism is very similar. And by 1585, definitely, it's becoming clear that both Drake and Sydney are right to be warning that war with Spain is approaching. And I think by this point, even Elizabeth very reluctantly is having to acknowledge that Philip II in Spain is indeed preparing for war. Well, now, why is that? Because surely he would be A, anxious about the French, and B,

24:51he's too busy fighting the Dutch. Or is he? Well, the French basically have been removed as a factor in his calculations, because people who listened to our previous episode may remember, there are these three Henri, three Henrys doing this delicate minuet around each other. But by 1585, all three men are starting to go to war with each other. So you've got the Huguenots under Henry of Navarre, who I think was going to be played by

25:22Pedro Pascal in our film of this story. You've got the Catholic League under Henry of Guise. Mads Nicholson. Mads Nicholson. He's got a great scar across his face. Passionate Catholic. And you've got the royalists who are loyal to the king, Henry III, so Andrew Scott. And all these three factions are turning on each other. And the resulting war is going to rage for four years, and it will come to be known inevitably as the War of the Three Henrys. And for as long as it's raging, France effectively is paralysed. And for as long as France is paralysed, Philip of Spain has a free hand. He doesn't need

25:58to worry about what the French will do.

The low countries and Parma's advance

26:00So that's the French. What's going on in the Low Countries? Because that really has been the cockpit of Europe's wars of religion for the last few years. Well, what's happened there is that the most dynamic and significant leader of the Dutch rebels has been eliminated, William of Orange, William the Silent. And he had been assassinated the previous summer on the 10th of July, 1584. He'd been shot on a staircase in his kind of very modest quarters in Delft. William of Orange had once been one of the richest men in Europe,

26:35but he has spent all his money on keeping the Dutch revolt afloat. So he's now basically bankrupt. And the assassin had been inspired to murder the Prince of Orange by two factors. Firstly, his own devout Catholicism, but secondly, by a bounty that Philip had placed on William's head in 1580. And as William dies, his last thoughts are of his fellow rebels in Holland and the northern provinces. And he cries out, my God, have mercy on me and on my poor people. But has God been

27:11listening to this prayer? In the wake of William's assassination, it seems not. Because in the months that follow William's assassination, the reveled provinces in the Low Countries are brought almost to the point of collapse. And in part, I think this is due to the loss of William's leadership, but it is also due to the brilliance of the captain they were facing on the battlefield. Remember, we said the Spanish in the Low Countries are led by the greatest general of the age. And this is a guy

27:41called Alexander Farnese, the Prince of Parma. And he is a completely terrifying adversary. So he's an Italian, isn't he? Or Italian born. He's the son of the Duke of Parma. But the key thing is that his mother, who'd been born in Flanders, and she has, I mean, we love to do these when we do in the First World War, we like to draw attention to the moustaches of the leading generals. And I mean, we're not going to be talking about Alexander Farnese, the Prince of Parma's moustache.

28:12I mean, he has a good moustache. He has a good moustache, but it's not as striking as his mother's moustache. Is that fair? Or is that ungallant? It's a bit ungallant, but I think fair. She is well known for her moustache. She is Philip II's half-sister. And Philip had appointed her to serve as the governor of the low countries in the 1560s. And it's her period running the low countries that had resulted in the revolt breaking out. So she doesn't have a great track record. But Parma is, as we've said, an incredibly formidable man. And he's been serving as both the governor general

28:46of the Netherlands and the captain general of the army of Flanders since 1578. So he combines both the civil and the military responsibilities in his single person. And he's been doing an amazing job. So just to give the summary of Geoffrey Parker, the great historian of the Dutch revolt and Spain more generally in the 16th century, Palmer was able and resourceful, rich and cultivated, subtle and shrewd. He excelled in both diplomacy and war. And the measure of his achievement is that back in 1578,

29:19when he'd first been appointed, the Spanish cause in the low countries had seemed on the verge of complete collapse. But by 1584, when William the Silent is assassinated, he has pulled things back dramatically from the brink. And he's done that by kind of employing a mix of the carrot and the stick. So he's essentially brought the southern reaches of the low countries, the portion that is in the long run going to become Belgium. He's brought them back under Spanish control. Most of the south,

29:51which had been in a state of rebellion, has submitted to Palmer's armies. Many of their key cities have surrendered and others, among them Brussels, so the capital of the EU now, and Ghent, a very favourite holiday destination for people going on long weekends from Britain. Incredibly beautiful city. Both of these are under siege and are clearly on the verge of surrender. And the murder of William the Silent in 1584, essentially everything starts collapsing once the news of his death reaches the

30:25rebels in the south. So in September, just two months after William had been assassinated, Ghent finally falls. And I think when you go to Ghent today, its vibe is so Catholic, that it's really odd to think that there was a time when it was the cockpit of an incredibly radical Protestant regime, which had seized control there in 1577. It had instituted a kind of full-blown militant republic. It had broken images. It had persecuted Catholics. It had smashed up rude screens,

30:57all that kind of stuff. They have to surrender. Palmer, as is his custom, offers very merciful terms. So he supplied the stick. Now he's dangling the carrot. But it does mean that Catholicism is reinstated as the official religion of the city. And most of the Protestants in Ghent are not prepared to put up with that. Palmer has said, if you don't like this, you know, I'm not going to slaughter you. I'm not going to persecute you. You can just go. You can just leave the city. And probably about 15,000 Protestants, so that's maybe a third of the population,

31:29end up leaving Ghent and heading to Holland. And Holland is the overwhelming Protestant state in the northern Netherlands that by now is the beating heart of the revolt. So remember, it is screened from the south by those great rivers. So it is more readily defensible against the Spanish than the kind of the southern sweet, the sweet that's going to become Belgium. If we fast forward to the summer of 1585, I mean, you mentioned the rivers, but things are looking pretty bleak for the Protestant rebels in the north, aren't they? Because Brussels has

32:02finally fallen. That becomes the capital of Belgium in the long run. And the focus has moved to, so it's not quite midway between Brussels and Amsterdam, but it's kind of, let's say, a quarter of the way, and that is Antwerp. So Antwerp, it's the biggest city in the Low Countries in this period. It is by far the richest. It is the city that has been bankrolling the rebellion. I mean, crucially, it controls this estuary, which is the estuary of the Scheldt, which kind of leads out towards the English Channel and to the North Sea. So the Scheldt is the kind of, it's the

32:37absolutely vital connection. It's the key artery, really, yeah. Yeah, between the rich Flemish cloth town, so that is Ghent and Bruges, and these incredibly handsome places that people go to on city breaks today, between them and the sea and trade with England and so on and so forth. And people had thought, hadn't they, that Antwerp was impregnable because it's got these massive fortifications. But this bloke Palmer, he likes a challenge. He likes to crack a hard nut, yeah. And he knows that Antwerp is the greatest prize of all,

33:08because as you said, it's probably the richest city, certainly in Europe, I mean, maybe in the world. And it is the key Protestant stronghold. This is where Protestantism is strongest. And if he can take Antwerp, then he's probably thinking that is the end of the revolt. So he had embarked on the siege of Antwerp in June 1584, and he constructed an immense network of forts to cut off Antwerp's access to the interior of the southern low countries. But the key requirement is to stop supplies and men

33:43from the rebel held north reaching the city down the Scheldt, this kind of great estuary which leads out into the North Sea. And Palmer achieves this by building a massive pontoon bridge, which his admirers are very proud of saying was twice the length of the bridge built by Julius Caesar over the Rhine. So it's almost half a mile in length. And the rebels are so desperate to destroy it that they send in fireships, hell burners they're called, loaded with explosives to blow it up. And actually one of these fireships does blow up and it incinerates an entire section of the bridge, killing

34:16800 Spanish soldiers. But Palmer is able to have it repaired before the Dutch rebels can come down and force their way through the gap that they've opened up. And so in late May, the rebels try again, but this time their fleet makes a complete hash of things. The tide turns and sweeps them back towards their own lines, which is not a thing you want to see. A load of fireships loaded with explosives coming towards you on a tide. And again, Palmer is able to repel the attack and to maintain the integrity of the pontoon bridge across the Shelt. And this means that Antwerp is now completely invested. And so

34:51starvation starts to grip the city and the rebels grow increasingly desperate. And they are looking around for allies. They need overseas support, but where are they going to get this support from? So in the previous episode, we talked about how the rebels had tried to get French backing in the form of Anjou, the duke who had been hoping to marry Elizabeth. But he had hashed things up. His mercenaries had run amok in Antwerp. He'd left in disgrace and now he's dead. And so the rebels have tried to get

35:25his brother Henry III of France to take over the sovereignty of the low countries and come in against Spain. But as we've said, Henry III is the king of a country that is now collapsing into civil war. So he doesn't have time to intervene in foreign squabbles. And this really leaves the rebels with just the one port of call. And this, of course, is a queen who is, as we've said, instinctively cautious, hates spending money on wars, hates wars full stop, very much disapproves of revolts against

35:56anointed monarchs. And this, of course, is Elizabeth of England. And so unsurprisingly, when the Dutch rebels go to London and offer her sovereignty over the low countries, she turns them down. However, she and her government do appreciate that they can't really just leave the rebels to the fate. It is existential for England, as well as for the Dutch. And in particular, the impending fall of Antwerp is a nightmare for English strategists. First of all, it risks the collapse of the entire

36:35Dutch revolt. And if the Dutch revolt collapses, then, as we've said, that means that Palmer and his terrifying army will be free to cross the sea and land in England. More broadly, it's a nightmare for the entire cause of Protestantism in Europe. And for Leicester, for Walsingham, for Sydney, definitely, this is probably the major consideration. You know, this is the future of what God wants for Christendom

37:06is at stake as they see it. And what about the economics of it? Because you mentioned how wealthy the Flemish cloth towns are, how important that trade link is between the low countries and England in particular. I mean, surely, if Antwerp was lost, if the low countries were lost, wouldn't that be disastrous for England's economy? Yeah, a complete disaster. I mean, there have been blockades going on and off throughout this period. But the thought of losing Antwerp, the kind of Straits of Hormuz cubed, basically, for the English. I mean, it's a massive, massive disaster. They cannot afford to

37:38have Antwerp under the control of a hostile power. And it is clear to them by now that Philip II is indeed an overtly hostile power who is looking to throttle the entire English economy. Because back in May 1585, he'd imposed an embargo on English vessels landing in Spanish and Portuguese ports. And this is a patent act of economic warfare. And so the prospect that he might end up in a position to impose a similar embargo on all the ports in the low countries, I mean, that is a complete nightmare.

38:13And it's a kind of nightmare that Elizabeth, who's always counting the pennies, that she can actually understand. You know, she's less interested in glory than she is in making money. And this is enough to make her think, well, probably we should do something about this. And so by early August 1585, it's clear that Antwerp isn't going to hold out much longer. You know, they're thinking in terms of weeks, maybe days before the Spanish enter the city. And that means that Elizabeth, who,

38:45given the choice, will always delay and prevaricate. It means that she has to arrive at a decision about what to do. And of course, much is going to depend on that decision, the course of the Dutch Revolt, the prospects of open war between England and Spain, and the future of Sir Philip Sidney. Oh, that's exciting. Come back after the break to find out what happens next. This episode is brought to you by Mint Mobile. Right now, all of Mint's plans are $15 per month,

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42:17of August, 1585. And after a siege of 13 months, the richest city in this part of Europe, perhaps in all Europe, has finally surrendered to the Prince of Parma. Actually, the end of the siege is not quite as bloody and gory as you might expect. So the Spanish are very well behaved, aren't they, in victory? And the terms, you said in the first half, Tom, that the terms that Parma offers his defeated adversaries are often

42:48pretty generous. And they are in this case, aren't they? Yes. So Antwerp, which had been the great stronghold of Protestantism in the Low Countries, is formally restored to Catholicism. But as with Ghent, so in Antwerp, Protestants are allowed to leave the city if they want, and huge numbers do so. So probably around 60,000 people out of a total population of 100,000, so more than half. And this is actually a disaster for Antwerp because most of the

43:18people who are leaving, lots of them are bankers, merchants, the cutting edge of capitalism. And most of them head northwards to Holland, which is still the great nerve centre of the Dutch revolt. And there they settle, lots of them, in a kind of new upstart hotspot for business. And this is a city called Amsterdam. And so the arrival of these exiles from Antwerp is really the making of Amsterdam as the great city of 17th century capitalism. Our Dutch listeners will be pleased to be reminded that they basically owe their prominence and

43:53prosperity to the Belgians. So Antwerp has fallen. And in England, great gloom and foreboding, right? Absolutely. I mean, this is terrible, terrible news. And so three days later, after the fall of Antwerp on the 20th of August, a treaty is signed between Elizabeth I and the Dutch rebels at a palace built by Henry VIII at a place called Nonsuch in Surrey. And this is the first ever treaty signed by what will become the Dutch Republic with a foreign power. And by its terms, Elizabeth agrees

44:27to send an expeditionary force to the Low Countries to support Holland and the other rebel provinces. And this is to consist of 6,350 infantry and 1,000 cavalry. And amazingly, Elizabeth says, I will subsidise the cost of this. I mean, must have caused her agony to do that. And she chooses, as the commander of this expeditionary force, her old favourite, the Earl of Leicester. And because she doesn't entirely trust the Dutch, she obliges them to hand over three

45:02key ports to English garrisons to serve the English as what are described as cautionary towns. So basically, these towns are kind of hostages. And they are the town of Brill, which commanded the mouth of the Great River Mars, or the Meurs, if you're speaking in French, and Flushing and Ramekin, which are ports on an island just beyond the Scheldt estuary. And the reason for choosing these ports is that between them, it enables the English to control what goes in and goes out of

45:35the Scheldt estuary down towards Antwerp. So in other words, to throttle the ability of the Spanish to move by sea from Antwerp round the northern coast towards the rebel heartlands in Holland and Zealand. And the guy who's going to be in charge of one of these, Flushing, is the star of today's episode. He's finally got his chance. He's finally got his opportunity to have a crack at the Spanish and write his name into the history books. And that is our friend Sir Philip Sidney. Yeah. So hooray for Sir Philip Sidney. And I think he owes this appointment to various factors.

46:10Favouritism, obviously. He's the nephew of Leicester, who has been appointed to the command of this expedition. He's put in a lot of hard work preparing the Treaty of Nonsuch. Basically, he'd spent all summer at the palace kind of oiling the wheels. And the Dutch envoys had absolutely loved him. So they had saluted his wisdom, kindness and his other gifts. So it's all looking good for Sidney. But then in classic Elizabeth I style, she starts to wobble. First of all, she hesitates over whether she actually wants Leicester as governor general. Does she really

46:45want him going to the low countries? And then to Sidney's absolute fury, she tells him, I don't want you going to Flushing after all. She's changed her mind. And so he has the most massive strop. He storms off, he gets on his horse and he gallops off to Plymouth. And the reason he goes to Plymouth is because Sidney knows that the low countries aren't the only place where there might be a chance for him to win glory for himself. There are other opportunities for would-be dashing young

47:15adventurers because all summer when he wasn't negotiating with Dutch diplomats, Sidney had been helping Sir Francis Drake prepare for a massive expedition to the Indies. And when I say massive, I mean, it is the largest English fleet that has been raised for over a century. So some 20 ships, two of them provided by Elizabeth herself, including Drake's flagship, the Elizabeth Bonaventura. And the plan, which has been drawn up by Drake, by the Privy Council, by Elizabeth herself,

47:46is for Drake to plunder as much gold and silver from the Spanish as he possibly can, and then use the proceeds to help fund the Dutch. So just as Philip has been targeting the English economy, the plan is that Drake will target the infrastructure that sustains Philip's supply of treasure. And Lord Burleigh, who previously had been a bit of a Drake skeptic, I mean, he's right behind this. He thinks this is a brilliant plan. And so he'd written to Walsingham about Philip, Philip II. Whilst his riches of the Indies continue, he thinketh he will be able with

48:21them to weary out all other princes. Those taken away himself will quickly fall. And I know by good means that he more feareth this action of Sir Francis than he ever did anything that has been attempted against him. So really interesting illustration of the sensitivity of people in the 16th century to the opportunities provided by economic warfare. I think people are kind of becoming more and more alert to this. So Sidney must be terribly excited about this. I mean, this really is a tremendous chance to win the kind of glory that he's been after. And when Drake's fleet

48:55sails out of Plymouth on the 14th of September, Drake is on the flagship and Sidney is there with him. It's potentially one of the great double acts in English history.

Sidney joins the campaign

49:05Yeah, one of the great kind of buddy acts. But it doesn't happen because just as they're pulling out of Plymouth Sound in the Bonaventura, a rowing boat comes up the side of the boat with a message from the Queen and she's changed her mind. And actually, she does want Sidney to go to Flushing. And so Sidney gets off the boat, gets into the rowing boat and goes back to London and ultimately to Flushing. And obviously, Elizabeth is furious with Sidney. I mean, she doesn't like people rushing off without telling her. But she can't come down too hard on him because I think she has

49:39realised in his absence that actually, much to her annoyance, she does need him. So Leicester, who she has by this point reappointed as Governor General of the Low Countries, he's busy recruiting troops around England and Wales and so won't be able to leave for the Low Countries until December. Meanwhile, Palmer isn't waiting. He's advancing on all fronts and the Dutch desperately need English support. And everyone, the Dutch, the English alike, are agreed there is only the one man for the job.

50:09It has to be Sir Philip Sidney. And so Sidney goes to the Low Countries, which, as you said, Dominic, means that he misses his chance to go on an expedition to the New World, which he had, as you said, been very, very excited about. And so just to give a quick resume of the excitements he misses before we come to what Sidney gets up to in the Low Countries. I mean, Drake heads southwards and he has the most lovely time. So he turns up in Spain and he extorts supplies out of a town in

50:39Galicia in northern Spain called Vigo. And he stays there for two weeks. And it's seen by Philip, I think quite correctly, as an absolutely massive humiliation that this English pirate has turned up and kind of replenished his supplies from Spanish stocks. Then Drake sweeps across the Atlantic, capturing and plundering Spanish strongholds as he goes. And when Drake captures Santo Domingo in what is now the Dominican Republic, he's waiting for the ransom. And to force the Spanish to hurry up, he starts literally disassembling the city brick by brick until they've brought the gold.

51:13And then he's got the ransom. And then it's on to Cartagena in Colombia, which he also captures. Again, he extorts a massive ransom. And this isn't a long expedition. He's back in Plymouth by the 22nd of July, 1586. And actually, it's not quite as lucrative as Drake had been hoping. He doesn't manage to capture any treasure ships. But strategically, it is hugely significant because, as he'd done before, he's able to highlight the pretty precarious nature of Spain's American empire.

51:45And the result of this in Europe is to undermine Philip's credit with his bankers. And so the Pope and the Dukes of Florence and Savoy all refuse him alone when the news of Drake's expedition reaches them. And the Bank of Seville actually goes bust. And Burley is kind of cackling and rubbing his hands at this and says, truly, Sir Francis Drake is a fearful man to the King of Spain, which I think he is. So while Drake's been off sacking Cartagena and whatnot, what has Sir Philip Sidney doing? Because

52:17he's been in the slightly more unglamorous surroundings of flushing on the... Yeah, an island off the Shelt Estuary. Yeah, so he's arrived there in mid-November, which is never really a great time to turn up to an island in the North Sea. It's completely miserable. And when he lands, he has to walk three miles through mud before he can reach the port itself. And he wrote to Leicester, as dirty a walk as ever, poor governor entered his charge withal. Leicester himself arrives in Flushing three weeks later, and he's greeted there by Sydney, by the two sons of William the

52:50Silent, and by bonfires made, and I quote, after the Dutch manor, which is to fix great pitch barrels on the tops of high poles and then to fire them. Wow. So Leicester has a better arrival than Sydney had done. And the pair of them then head off in triumphal manner via Delft to the Hague, where Leicester then leaves Sydney to finalise the precise details of his role and status in the Low Countries. And Sydney's very ambitious for his uncle, and he goes well beyond the governor's rebut. And he secures a post for Leicester,

53:21which implies that Elizabeth is in fact sovereign over the Low Countries, which is exactly what Elizabeth had not wanted him to do. And I think the reason that Sydney does this is that he's aware that Leicester needs to seem as prestigious to the Dutch rebels and indeed to the Spanish as possible if he's going to be able to play an effective role in the coming war. But obviously, when Elizabeth gets the news, she is furious. And they have a massive row. And I think for the Dutch, it's a bit

53:52like watching mummy and daddy have a kind of quarrel. It's very awkward for all concerned. And from this point on, essentially, everything goes downhill for Leicester, because it turns out that his qualities, amazingly, he's a very arrogant aristocrat, turn out not to be those of a natural diplomat. So he's very, very dogmatic about religious matters. He's a hardcore Puritan. This means that he gets on very well with the hardcore Calvinists, Puritans in Holland. But it alienates the mass of the people in the kind of the rebel cause in the Low Countries who aren't

54:28hardcore Calvinists. They're what are called politique people who are essentially happy to live and let live to a degree. This isn't what Leicester's about at all. Then in June 1586, he executes a Dutch commander who'd surrendered a fortress to the Spanish. And again, this is not the kind of thing that the Dutch do. They think it's a terrible thing for Leicester to have done. And even while he's executing Dutch commanders for surrendering fortresses to the Spanish, Leicester himself is kind of sitting on his hands, refusing to go on the offensive. And even

54:58Sydney is starting to despair by the summer of 1586. And he writes to Leicester saying, the enemy stirs of every side and your side must not be idle. For if it be, it quickly loses reputation. And of course, in the background, there is Elizabeth who is, you know, she's back to her old penny pinching ways. She's refusing to send money to Sydney so that he can pay his garrison in Flushing. And again, Sydney's in despair. If the queen pay not her soldiers, she must lose her garrisons. There is no doubt thereof. And so in short, everyone is incredibly annoyed with everyone

55:34else. Elizabeth is quarreling with Leicester. The English are quarreling with the Dutch. Sydney's quarreling with pretty much everyone else. He makes sure that people appreciate none of it is his fault. So he writes, no man living shall be able to say the fault is in me. I mean, I think you can perhaps see why Elizabeth finds him a bit annoying.

The battle of Zutphen

55:52Yeah. But the thing is, this is all a surprise to me because I've always thought of Sir Philip Sidney as this tremendous hero. You know, schools are named after him. His name is written into the kind of annals of English patriotic legend. If they're just all squabbling with each other and behaving badly, why is he so admired? Because I think as with Byron, as with Che Guevara, he's going to die young and he's going to serve as a martyr for his cause. Okay. And that essentially is why Sydney becomes a kind of superstar to

56:27Protestant Europe. And so how does this happen? So in September 1586, Leicester finally goes on the attack and he besieges and captures a Spanish held town called Duisburg on the eastern flank of rebel held territory. And if you're a fan of Dutch geography, it's in the province of Gelderland, which is to the southeast of the Zydersee. And Sydney rides out with Leicester. You know, hooray, brilliant. He's got kind of feathers in his helmet. He's got beautiful armour. He's having a brilliant time. War at last. It seems to be going well. And Leicester is buoyed by the sense that things are

57:04going his way. And so he moves on to his next target, which is a town called Zutphen. So the South Fen. And Palmer is very anxious to relieve this town. And so he sends a force of 5,000 men to its rescue on the 22nd of September. There's a big battle. There are lots of kind of heroic cavalry charges. The English equit themselves very well. However, they are unable to stop the Spanish from entering Zutphen. And that basically is, that's the end of that. So it's a battle that I think no one

57:37would remember had Sir Philip Sidney not sustained a very serious wound in the course of it. And I said that there are these kind of dramatic cavalry charges. Sidney'd written in all of them. There are three in all. So the first time he'd, you know, drawn his sword, charged, hurrah, gone through the Spanish lines and then returned. The second time his horse had been shot from under him. He got another horse again, very gallant, very heroic. The third time, again, he'd ridden through the enemy lines. But then when he's turning to ride back to the English positions, he gets hit above his left

58:09knee by a musket ball. And as Lester wrote in appalled tones later, it was a very dangerous wound, the bone being broke in pieces. So Lester is very anxious for his nephew and his heir, of course, puts him in a barge, has him carried down the river to Arnhem, 20 miles south of Zutphen. And in Arnhem, surgeons operate on the wound. But unfortunately, their attempt to extract the bullet only makes things worse. And gangrene sets in. And to quote, Sir Philip presently gave this

58:43severe doom upon himself that it was inward mortification and a welcome messenger of death.

Sidney's death and legacy

58:50And sure enough, on the afternoon of the 17th of October, 1586, Sir Philip Sidney died at the tender age of 31. And it's a wretched, unhappy end, rather like Byron's end was wretched and unhappy. And in his dying hours, Sir Philip Sidney mourned that all things in my former life have been vain, vain, vain. But this is not how his uncle, the Earl of Leicester, sees it. And Leicester may have been irascible, incompetent, arrogant. But one thing he does know is how to create a martyr.

59:23And so Leicester ensures that Sidney's funeral cortege is very slow, very sombre, very stately. And it processes from Arnhem to the sea, and thence to London. And in London, his coffin is carried to St. Paul's Cathedral by 14 men. He's accompanied by the Lord Mayor, by 300 Londoners in full armour, and by a page riding Sidney's warhorse, trailing a broken lance. So shades

59:53perhaps of the funeral of JFK. And the streets were so thronged with people that the mourners had scarce room to pass. And so in death, Sidney becomes what he had yearned to be all his life, a hero to every English Protestant, and indeed to every Protestant in Christendom. And for Elizabeth and her PR team, her propaganda team, this must be a tremendous coup. Because it happens at precisely the point when it looks as though the storm clouds of war are moving over

1:00:27the English Channel towards their own beloved country. They're about to break. They are about to break, aren't they? Yeah. Because, I mean, all of this has been building and building over the episodes of this series over the last few years. And the storm is, what is it? I mean, is it pouring with rain over the dikes of the low countries? Surely there must be some metaphor you can employ here, Tom? Yes. The storm is breaking over the dikes of the low countries, and the rumbling of thunder can be

1:00:57heard on the south coast of England. I think that's definitely the way to frame it. But of course, even as these war clouds are building, war is brewing as well amid the shadows. And so in our next and final episode, we will be returning to that dimension of shadow, to a world of secrets and of spies and conspiracies. And in particular, we will be tracking someone who has been absolutely central to this

1:01:32series, but who until now has been a largely offstage presence. And Dominic, a personal favorite of yours, one of your great heroines, someone who in all kinds of ways actually was the precise opposite of Sir Philip Sidney. So she's a woman, not a man, a Catholic, not a Protestant, and she's an aging prisoner, not a youthful, dashing courtier. And we are talking, of course, about Mary Queen of Scots.

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